Today: UPS Catastrophe

My dad just informed me that he accidentally ordered two identical things through the internet and that they will be arriving today by UPS. He gave me very strict instructions to accept only ONE of the TWO packages and refuse the other....I am terrified that I'm going to forget (For those of you who don't know me, I have the most awful memory on the planet!) and then my dad will just freak. He has a really, really bad temper!! Oooh, the pressure. I'm already sure something horrible is going to happen. There is no way this day is ending good. =(. Catastrophe is hailing me from the illuminated horizon...